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nintenjew

1. A person who owns only Nintendo consoles because they are too cheap to buy a more expensive system.
The nintenjew believes that the Wii is superior to the 360 and PS3 because it is only $250.
by Thomas S. April 25, 2008
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Nintenjew

A Nintendo apologist who defends every move Nintendo does, whether good or bad. These people typically storm on Twitter to express their love for this company. These people also typically have 10 or more Nintendo consoles.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about that orphan bombing done by Nintendo?

Person 2: Well, they HAD to because that child's name was Luigi!

Person 1: Dude, quit being a Nintenjew!
by NUBBYNUB February 27, 2022
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NintendOwned

1. The act of owning the crap out of someone at any well-known Nintendo game.
2. The act of owning the crap out of someone who has been playing a game, esp. any Pokemon game, substantially longer than you.
3. The act of showing a n00b from some game forum their place after they openly assume they have been playing a game much longer than you, denounce you as a n00b, and are rudely awakened as you fulfill the second above definition whilst playing against them.
2. Scott: Weak, I just got NintendOwned at Gold by you!
Me: *in an elongated, exaggerated ebonic voice* Sho' ya
right.
3. __H__ wrote: lol you noobs should begin to learn the game instead of abusing the gts. You are proud of ur bebi Pichu + Volttackle? Thats a Joke isn't it?? You got that Pichu by trading unfair. That's why it is Trash. Because of Guys like you, GTS is a place of little Brats - which don't know how to play the game. This Thread is not worth reading.

Me: Look, I know the gameplay inside and out. Trust me, when you've been playing as long as I have, because I started playing back in the days of Yellow, played all the way through Silver and Sapphire, and even beat the story mode of Colosseum, trust me, getting a pokemon in a trade that I'd never ever be able to get anyways unless I was an emerald addict is not ruining the game. How dare you call me a noob, you can't call someone a noob until they either announce their stupidity to the world, or you own them in a game of pokemon if they've been playing longer than you. Think I don't know how it works, buddy? I got Silver three months after my friend got Gold, he beat the game, I took a month to beat the game, we link battled, he lost, the battle was epic, and he *almost* had the upper hand with his Meganium's Ancientpower, but I got tired of that crap and Flame Wheeled him. Show respect for your veterans, you poser-bandwagon little n00b.
by aka_Pyro May 13, 2007
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Nintenuendo

Intentional or unintentional sexual use of the word "Wii".
Examples of Nintenuendo:

"Hey Patrick, I've heard all about you and your Wii."

"Patrick, we're only using you for your Wii."

"Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I'm gonna sit at home and play with my Wii."
by Patrick Jemison December 9, 2008
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Nintenuendo

Wanna come over for a quickie Smash sesh?
You sound like such a fuckin' jag when you use Nintenuendo.
by putitinmymouth May 21, 2011
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Nintenrection

An erection caused by obssesive use, or excitement of Nintendo games, consoles, videos, or just anything about Nintendo.
Man, when he finally got Smash Bros. Brawl back home he got a HUGE Nintenrection.

That guy played Mario Galaxy for a whole 5 hours! He had a Nintenrection the whole time!

Nintendo geek is so excited about getting Mario Kart Wii it's causing him to getting sudden Nintenrections every time someone even mentions it.
by ChucklesMginty April 6, 2008
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Nintenja

A person who is extraordinarily good at Nintendo.

A person that can beat every Nintendo game they play without dying or using cheat codes is called a Nintenja.
"Hey did you hear about the Nintenja that beat contra without 99 lives"?
by Evolved Bully February 28, 2009
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