ning nong

1: a wanker, dick, gimp etc
2: someone who says, or does something retarded
3: a person who says ning nong

after accepting a bet (of $5) to smoke a pubic hair bong
"OMG WTF that guy is such a fucking ning nong"

by im the best August 3, 2006

Ning Nong

Person of asian origin.

Naweed Khaliq.

by Racist Scum September 25, 2003

Ning Nong

Fucking ass

Your a Ning Nong hole

by nikki conroy October 24, 2003

Ning Nong

Sexy Beast.

Louna is a ning nong.

Stuart is a ning nong

by SeekBromance112 June 1, 2011

Ning nong

A ning nong is a complete fucking wanker and should choke on riley reids left ass cheek

Anna is such a ning nong she cant even do her goddam japanese assignment

by Eatyourvegies May 9, 2019

ning nong

a black monkey that should go sit the fuck down he is a dumb fuck who should go back to the farms, and oh did i forget he escaped from the zoo

THE NING NONG ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO!
OH NO I HEARD HE HAS A 2 DOLLAR BOUNTY ON HIS HEAD!

by anonymous September 17, 2022

ning nong

cross breed inbred gorilla that escaped from the zoo of the republic of negros.

the ning nong has escaped the zoo!
oh shit he better not be throwing it back again i paid good money for him!

by Bigballslover55 September 17, 2022