ning-nang 

An idiot.
A person of low intelligence.
Someone that hasn't got a clue and who is prone to wasting your time.

used in the same context as a "numpty" or a "muppet"

The person was a ning-nang.

I've had to put up with ning-nangs all day today.

ning-nang by Lincoln Green November 3, 2007

Ning Nang 

Slang for vagina.

"James needs to stop trying to get to Maggie's ning nang"

Ning Nang by yousillymongoose March 17, 2016

Ning Nang 

A short asian person that is unnaturally strong. Probably the asian version of the Hulk.

Me:" Dude did you see that asian kid just bench pressed 100 kilos!"
Friend:" He's defos a Ning Nang

Ning Nang by ToxicPeePee November 23, 2019

Ning Nang Nong

A magicall place invented by Spike Milligan, somewhere past the Black Stump, but not quite as far as Timbuktu. Famously popularized by the popular adult television programme Play School.

On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows smoke Bong, and the monkeys all throw poo, There's a Nong Nang Ning Where the fat man sings, and the tea pots sing along too. On the Nong Ning Nang all the mice get banged, and you just can't catch 'em when they do, so its Ning Nang Nong, Cows smoke Bong! Nong Nang Ning, the fat man sings, Nong Ning Nang, The mice get banged, What a noisy place to belong, is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!!

Ning Nang Nong by TarddieBuddie January 30, 2010

Ning Nang Nong

Ning Nang Nong is the side kick of the well known Lil Shlong. ( Flynn Ranson) He often refers to himself as tech support or your Nigerian Uncle offering gold bars. But we all know what he's doing, so don't give him your passwords! His latest rap is coming out soon featuring lil shlong.

"Hello this is Ning Nang Nong from Tech Support, how may I help?"

Ning Nang Nong by Ning Nang Nong October 28, 2020

Ning Nang Nong

Ning Nang Nong is the side kick of the well known Lil Shlong. ( F**** R*****) He often refers to himself as tech support or your Nigerian Uncle offering gold bars. But we all know what he's doing, so don't give him your passwords! His latest rap is coming out soon featuring lil shlong.

"Hello this is Ning Nang Nong from Tech Support, how may I help?"

Ning Nang Nong by Ning Nang Nong October 28, 2020