Klaatu_347's definitions

Behind the nine ball

A little worse than being behind the eight ball. I have said this MANY times and very few peeps catch it. They all hear 'behind the eight ball' LOL

You: "That guy is DEEP SHIT!!"

Me: "Yeah, he's behind the nine ball"

by Klaatu_347 October 16, 2008

brain queef

We all know what a brain fart is, right?

Well, then just use your imagination!

Did you see that? She just had a brain queef!

by Klaatu_347 May 5, 2007

Fukaar

A different way of calling somebody a Fucker.

Hey there you FukAAr .... what the fuck is going on?

Go ask Mr FukAAR over there...he knows every fucking thing.

That Fuckaar is a bad ass for sure.

by Klaatu_347 March 21, 2008

Fukaar

A different way of calling somebody a Fucker.

Hey there you FukAAr .... what the fuck is going on?

Go ask Mr FukAAR over there...he knows every fucking thing.

That Fuckaar is a bas ass for sure.

by Klaatu_347 March 21, 2008

Plotland

a sub forum on a message board for ABC's tv show LOST.

The Gens are really picking on the peeps over in PLOTland. Little do they know how much the plotties RULE~!

by Klaatu_347 October 15, 2008

Catch-23

One more than a catch-22. A highly unusual catch-22. I have said "Catch-23" MANY times and NO ONE catches it ...all they hear is Catch-22

((He found himself between a rock and a hard place)) I'm in a Catch-23 situation.

by Klaatu_347 October 16, 2008

you are a FUCK

This is a tough one. Not calling you a fuckER. Not saying you are a DUMB-fuck. What am I saying? Am I calling you "an act of sex"? ... hmm...no

Maybe it depends on how it is said.

Therefore the term if only defined by the connotation~!

one buddy yells to the other: "YOU ARE A FUCK~!~!"
...........negative connotation.

girlfriend says to lover in soft, sexy voice: "you are a fuck"
...........positive connotation

by Klaatu_347 November 2, 2007