Nignostic

An African who is also an Agnostic. Or an Agnostic who is also African

"Wow, I didn't realize that Jeremy was a nignostic, since he is black and an agnostic..."

by Venom157 May 31, 2009

polishing the nightstick

Masturbating a large, black cock.

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.

by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

ignosticism

The position that there are many different, contradictory definitions for the word "God", so one can't claim to be a theist OR an atheist until one knows which definition is meant. Furthermore, if the chosen definition is incoherent and makes no predictions that can be empirically tested, then it doesn't matter whether one believes in it or not, for how can something meaningless be true OR false? (this last part is also known as theological noncognitivism)

Ignosticism parable:
An ignostic was asked whether he believed in God, and said, "If you mean a big man in a cloud, as children conceive of God, then I am an atheist, for we have satellites now which would have surely seen such a creature if he existed. If you mean an all-encompassing God who is synonymous with the entire universe, then I am a theist... though I see no reason for having two words for the same thing. If you mean a vaguely-defined supernatural being whose existence cannot be tested, then I am a theological noncognitivist; it doesn't matter whether a meaningless thing is true or not, and I won't worry about it any more than I will about invisible pink unicorns."

by Esn024 May 6, 2010

nigtastic

Anything that a nigger enjoys, but causes harm to the rest of the community.

My nigger of a co-worker didn't get her job done because she was busy making personal calls. That's just fuckin' nigtastic.

by nigger_lover November 21, 2011

Nightstick

The act of dipping one's penis in Nyquil(or a similar product), and subsequently receiving oral stimulation, resulting in a state of slumber for the one who performed fellatio

"Stacy was struggling with her insomnia last night, so I gave her a nightstick to help her sleep. It ended well for both of us."

by ThespianBelfry June 25, 2017

Nigtastic

Something that is fantastic, but displays African qualities

Damn man, that chicken was Nigtastic.

by Alford James October 9, 2008

nigtastic

used to describe something that is nowhere near fantastic. Preferably after a very long drawn out story.

my girlfriend called last nite and told me some nigtastic story about her day.

by broken.sound January 19, 2007