nagnostic

A person who vehemently denies that any of us can truly know anything spiritual. An anti-religious nag who is every bit as annoying as bible beaters.

Typically, this person is a pain in the ass and harps on the same discrepancies in the Christian bible that every is well aware of.

"I just felt so inspired, like God was guiding me."
"You can't say that! You don't know God is real! Prove it!"
"Stop being such a nagnostic, you jerk."

by MCFunsALot November 19, 2009

cloud agnostician

One who deploys your polyglot applications in the hyper-cloud; integrated using service meshes and immutable infrastructure

We need a cloud agnostician to deploy this mess of disparate applications to create a service.

He is a cloud agnostician

by agnostifier October 3, 2019

Dyslexic Agnostic

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

by Cranberry Bob May 17, 2021

Agnostic Satanist

Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist

Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.

"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist

by Viqzen May 2, 2019

magnostic

The belief that magnets, magnetic fields, and magnetism are lies made up by the government to hide the existence of wizards.

Adam: I got you magnets for your birthday!
Will: What you got me are lies! You should know by now that I'm a magnostic!

by pkpman February 16, 2019

political agnostic

One who is a registered voter and politically informed, but is basically indifferent and non-committal toward the popular political parties (Democrat or Republican in the US). Probably believes that the political parties are so ideologically similar and so mired in their own bureaucracy that they have outlived their usefulness. Voting straight-ticket out of allegiance to a political party would be considered heresy.

"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?"

"Neither, I'm a political agnostic."

by jugrock44 February 17, 2010

agnostic theist

A person who believes in the existence of God but could not prove the existence of God or even be proved of the existence of God. May not even claim to know the properties of the God such as what it does or it's appearance or what this creator is composed of or originated from. Doesn't know about God but believes in a God just by choosing to but usually rejects known religion as proof of God.

Joe bloggs is an Agnostic theist

by urbanunknown July 5, 2014