Student-run, anonymous listening service. Most universities have one and they are always there to listen about any problem, big or small.
St. Andrews definitely have the best one though, 100%.
Person 1: I'm feeling lonely and super sad
Nightline: How does that make you feel?
Person 2: Well prettylonely and kind of sad really
Nightline: Hmm, I understand. How does that make you feel?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).