nigger mortis 

When your friend is couch-locked after a blunt and can't leave.

"Carter's not goin' home. He got Nigger Mortis."

nigger mortis by Freshen Up June 8, 2022

niggermortis 

a common condition found in working age african american males; characterized by sloth, unemployment and indulgence in low grade marijuana and malt liquor

That third steel reserve caused niggermortis

niggermortis by Captian C00nt December 20, 2007

Nighermortis

Sloth laziness, someone who goes to work and does nothing.

Damn you think he had nighermortis or something.

Nighermortis by Nonyeh September 15, 2025