Nigga Please

When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "Nigga Please!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.
Johnson: Oops!, I'm so-
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 28, 2005
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Nigga Please

A fine cereal, ask for it by name!
I just had some nigga please cereal last night. Damn was it good! Came with free kool-aide too!
by Xtrminatr August 22, 2005
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Nigga Please

What you say when you wouldn't be caught dead doing something.
Hey, we have two extra tickets to the Rutgers Indiana game. Do you wanna come?

Nigga Please!
by notfornothing14 October 28, 2016
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A statement you say when you don't agree with someone; Syn Cracka Please
by ac February 14, 2004
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Nigga Please

A phrase commonly used by black people to express disagreement, distaste or anger. Can also be used by white people, for irony or for a gangsta effect. The phrase originated in the ghettos of America among negros (or 'niggas' if you are black, or some sort of racist penis).
Negro version:
'That JC is a fuckin fool, I oughtta bust a cap in his ass'
'Nigga please!'

White Cracka verion:
'Jon, your mama sure has a fine ass'
'Nigga please! She's 41 and weighs 12 stone!"
by WooForSam September 24, 2007
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Something a white man would say at KFC if he wanted to get shot.
KFC worker: Hurry up, your holding up the line.
You: Nigga Please
KFC worker: (gasps)
Your brains: *SPLAT*
by qwerty。 December 29, 2017
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I phrase that white people think black people say all the time.
BlackGuy: "This man said that he thinks can beat me in a game of basketball! So, you know what I said to him?"

WhiteGuy: "NIGGA PLEASE!"

BlackGuy: "No, I asked him what made him think that I played basketball?"

WhiteGuy: "Oh, your not going to beat me up for saying the "N" word are you, I'm not racist."

BlackGuy:"Nigga Please....Shut the f**k up."
by Berry Long February 20, 2013
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