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nigga, please 

An urbanization of "Oh come come now, my esteemed African-American brother....surely you jest."
"I done had the LaRone triplets, twice!"
"Nigga please, you ain't had s***."
nigga, please by redgyul September 23, 2004

nigga, please 

A statement meaning, "Oh come on, that can't be right!"
Person 1: I did your mom last night.
Person 2: Nigga, please!
nigga, please by Falcon November 21, 2003

nigga, please 

When there's someting that can't possibly be right.
"Nigga, you wearin' Skin Bracer? Aint no bitches gonna be fuckin wit you."
"Nigga please, you know I aint splashin' no boosit on me, Im a through nigga."
nigga, please by Big Leon July 25, 2004

nigga, please 

An exclamation used to disagree with someone on a subject.
"Cocktease Caitlin is a nice young woman who loves to have a good time in healthy, wholesome ways."

".....nigga, please, that bitch is a nasty ass ho dat suck mo' dick den dat bitch named trixxxy down da skreet"
nigga, please by Loserkidz2389 July 21, 2004

nigga, please 

What a white dood says to a black person Out-dated
What bitches say to philwaggins
Yo Dawg That Thing Is Cool
Nigga, please that's just food
nigga, please by Carbono Atom October 15, 2015

nigga please 

Slang that means "Give me a break." Or anything similar in meaning.
"I got laid last night!"

"Nigga please."
nigga please by IceWarm June 21, 2004
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