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Niesje will leave you wishing you were cooler. She's talented and well traveled and has a long list of very accomplished lovers. She will probably be found singing to birds by a river somewhere in northern Oregon. She's the hippy looking girl at a wedding, the one who has an EP out so her gift is preforming a song for the married couple. You notice all the popular people in life consider her their best friend though she's not very popular herself. She's got the highest followers on instagram with the smallest amounts of posts.
Niesje, she can sing but she'll never be famous for it.

Niesje is so cute with her nose ring! she makes me think I can pull it off!
Niesje by theoldmarriedwoman February 23, 2021
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Niesje is a female name of Swedish origination. Niesje’s are the biggest liars you have ever met - never trust a Niesje. She thinks she is worthy of being spoiled and might charm the right man into falling for her and giving her everything but he will find eventually out she’s a cheater and dump her. Niesjes are usually not smart but don’t really know it so they make fools of themselves easily. Avoid becoming friends with a Niesje as she will just stab you in the back and talk about you behind your back.
Niesje is often overweight and a little dumpy looking. Usually has light hair and blue or green eyes.
There’s Niesje - she’s so dumb and doesn’t even know it.
Niesje by Goobergrape495 October 15, 2017
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When you get so spasticated you end up half naked throwing up over yourself and your surroundings, previously known as Wheatleyed.
Last night I got so Nieshed I can't believe I got in such a state!
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niesel is used when you describe someone hot
Ellinor is a real niesel
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"I'm so cool." "No you're not, you're pretty niesen."
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An unusual possibility of someone whom is a niece and a sister at the same time; capable of occuring when a woman has a child with a father and another with his son, or when a man produces children with a mother and a daughter, the niester being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the child with the son or daughter) as related to the other child.
Family reunion this weekend! I can't wait to see Colleen, whom is my niester. What's a niester you may be asking yourself? Well, my Dad had a kid with my sister, which makes her my sister and my niece at the same time. Yeah, I know, we're a bunch of rednecks.
Niester by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009
- someone who is usually late at school, caused by a traffic jam on the way...
What is niese doin'?
Ohhh niese!!
Its niese again!
Where is niese? Stuck in traffic jam i think...
niese by PinkIsPunk December 14, 2004
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