Nicolau 

E ̠͊̚n ̺͛̍j̵͜͝o ͍̖̄ỳ̵̳̫ ̴̘̆̊y ̦̌́o̶̳͆͜͝u̴̪͊r̴̰̖̈́́s̵̗̥̈́e ̭͉̉̐ḽ̴̻̆f̵̤̿̈́ ̜̰́͐ŵ̶͚̖̐h ͙͍͒į̵̺̎̌l ͈̄͝e ̨̖͆ ̤̓̒y̵̹̕ͅȍ̴̘u ̟̟̐̾ ̴̢̹͆c ̙̒͊a ̟̗̓̒n ̦̅́. ̤̏ ̵̙̀̔B ̛͇͗ę̶͍͌f̴̢̜̂͝o̵̥̐̍r ̣̉̕e̴̦̜̔̆ ̮̀ỉ̴͈͈͝ṫ̵͖̦̊ ̧̗̅͆a ͇͒͘ͅw̶̺̔ͅa ͇̠͗͝k ̧̪̾͆e ̞͋͝ň̴̗̖͝s̶͙̞͝ ̩́f̴̹̙̀r ̘̀͝o ͕͕͝m ͈̭͊̕ ̯̘͛̀ĭ̶̡t̵̨͈́'̶̣̓͌s ̧̭̉̇ ̱̔̂s̴̳͊l̴̫̭̔ú̴̢m ̨̘̀̀b̵̦̻̚ẹ̴̰́r̶̖̯̃. ̺͇͗̏ ͓̞̔
̴̈́̇ͅ
̵̭̰̈i ͙̓̏t̴͖́ ̛̳̳̎m̶̢͎͝ő̶̤s̴̺̫͒t̴̟̏̕l ̮͛̊ý̶̩͜ ̴̮̏͝c̶̱̟͝ó̶̟̈m ̛̱e ̣̔̀ͅs̶̨͕͂̉ ̵̝͊o̴̢̺͂u ̨͖̅̓t ̦͕̃ ͓̓ä̶̮̹́t ̬̉̈́ ̶̬̐n̴̳̣̉͋ỉ̵̮̫g̶͓̾̒ḧ̵̰́͐t̵̖͎̐.̵̨͆ ̶͙͓̈́m̵̢̺̽͝o ̹̎̏s̵̭̔̕t̵͔͘ĺ̴͜y ̩͊

DANGERNEVER ALWAYSOPEN THIS TRESPASSING LOOK BEFOREDOOR AFTERNICOLAU YOU OPENDARK THIS DOOR DON'T OPENINSIDE THE DEADBODIES. safety comes first. always

Nicolau by Aidan Dookie November 22, 2021

Nicolaou 

verb

1) To use a very large excess of a reagent. To bomb it. 2) To fill all one's cyclic structures with colors.

noun

10 equivalents

"Hey how much MnO2 should I use?"
"2 or 3 Nicolaous should do it."

"Hey what's with that structure? It's full of strange colors!"
"Oh, I Nicolaoued it."

"Nothing's happening with my reaction..."
"You should just Nicolaou it."

Nicolaou by really cool chemist April 6, 2009

Nicolas Maduro 

The worst thing that ever happen to the beautiful country of Venezuela.

Nicolas Maduro is such an asshole

Nicolas Maduro by Flaquitarica January 31, 2019

East Nicolaus High 

A school in the middle of nowhere populated by Mexicans, rednecks, and potheads. The only thing as common as vaping at this school is unexpected pregnancies.

My kid has a nicotine addiction because I sent him to East Nicolaus High.

East Nicolaus High by Ç—DÖG September 11, 2019

nicolas trillby

The God of Trill. Always wears a Trilby.

"Hey bro, did you pick up those hoes last night?"
"Hell yeah I did, thank you Nicolas Trillby!"

or

"Hey what the hell I just got ripped off by my crack dealer!"
"I guess Nicolas Trillby doesn't want you to get high."

nicolas trillby by Nicolas Trillby November 2, 2013

Nicolas Cage 

An actor who is physically unable to show restraint when accepting film roles. The quality of the role is reflected in the length of his hair. A neat haircut will surely garner some sort of critical recognition (e.g. Leaving Las Vegas, Lord Of War, Adaptation) One of the few actors in Hollywood to get incrementally worse with each role. Also, he has a tendency to appear in odd publications such as Serbian textbooks and Civil War photographs. He is possibly inhuman, inflicting generations of unsuspecting movie goers for generations to come.

"Nicolas Cage is the finest actor of our generation". -Nicolas Cage, Academy Award speech 1995.

"I'm just glad he was never in the Godfather". -Francis Ford Coppola

"He was an absolute pleasure to work with, truly an extraordinary talent". -The Mop from The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Nicolas Cage by UncleJessC July 27, 2012

Nicolaus

Nicolaus,

A royal man. A trustworthy, loving, obedient man. A strong warrior. A astoundingly fantastic lover!
Nicolaus is probably the most powerful, caring, intriguing, sexy man known to have ever stepped on the planet earth.

An example would be..

Joanie: "So .. hows it going with that guy of yours?"

Anna: "Breath taking! you should have one of him, everyone should! He is tottally a Nicolaus"

Nicolaus by KondaKid February 5, 2010