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Nico Harrison 

The name of the Dallas Mavericks GM who traded away Luka Doncic to the Lakers, the best player in Mavs history and arguably the best player in the NBA. He's known for breaking the hearts of Mavs fans, trading a future MVPs for 7ft tall slabs of glass, making stupid decisions because of his hard on for Nike, and for botching a Stephen Curry shoe deal.
Alex: GUYS...we just traded Luka to the Lakers for Anthony Davis...
Mike: You're joking...FUCK Nico Harrison. That dumb fuck just broke my heart and fucked up the whole city of Dallas. He can rot in hell.
Nico Harrison by downwithnico February 3, 2025
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Nico Harrison 

Noun- a being of total incompetence

Verb- a decision based on complete incompetence
Noun- A proper Nico Harrison, that guy.

Verb- that move was a total Nico Harrison
Nico Harrison by Big Papi Jewlo April 22, 2025