Nico Harrison

The name of the Dallas Mavericks GM who traded away Luka Doncic to the Lakers, the best player in Mavs history and arguably the best player in the NBA. He's known for breaking the hearts of Mavs fans, trading a future MVPs for 7ft tall slabs of glass, making stupid decisions because of his hard on for Nike, and for botching a Stephen Curry shoe deal.

Alex: GUYS...we just traded Luka to the Lakers for Anthony Davis...
Mike: You're joking...FUCK Nico Harrison. That dumb fuck just broke my heart and fucked up the whole city of Dallas. He can rot in hell.

Nico Harrison by downwithnico February 3, 2025

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Nico Harrison

Noun- a being of total incompetence

Verb- a decision based on complete incompetence

Noun- A proper Nico Harrison, that guy.

Verb- that move was a total Nico Harrison

Nico Harrison by Big Papi Jewlo April 22, 2025

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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