Stacy: "I think Brad is a Nice guy..."
Andrea: "Then why do you avoid him?"
Stacy: "I meant THAT type of Nice guy you cheese hoe"
Andrea: "Then why do you avoid him?"
Stacy: "I meant THAT type of Nice guy you cheese hoe"
by I come here for content April 25, 2020
1. The types of guys girls always equate into pussies (or a pussy), as they compensate for its lack of looks with dedication, knowledge and sincerity.
Girl 1: Look at that guy over there! He's cute. :)
Girl 2: Nah. He's a nice guy. And you do know what nice guys are? PUSSIES!
Girl 2: Nah. He's a nice guy. And you do know what nice guys are? PUSSIES!
by Tim1986 May 19, 2006
A straight simp. Will do anything but all gets shit in the end. Nice guys never win. Don’t be a nice guy. Or do. Nice guys may win.
by Blonded.com/merchandise October 29, 2019
‘Nice guy’ in a sarcastic manner is just a way to justify women’s shitty tastes in men and is used in an way to silence men speaking the truth about all this.
Female: ‘Where are all the good men at? All men are assholes.’
Male: ‘Maybe because you keep going for the assholes all the time and using the decent men as emotional tampons instead of giving them a chance?’
Female: Nice guy! Nice guy! Did you hear what this dude said? He is a fucking nice guy.
Female 2: ‘Nice guy’.
Male 2: ‘Nice guy’.
Male: ‘Maybe because you keep going for the assholes all the time and using the decent men as emotional tampons instead of giving them a chance?’
Female: Nice guy! Nice guy! Did you hear what this dude said? He is a fucking nice guy.
Female 2: ‘Nice guy’.
Male 2: ‘Nice guy’.
by -BrettyBoy- September 26, 2019
A man that commonly flirts with women on the site Reddit that acts under the gise of being a man who respects women. Little do you know, the Reddit nice guy plots to ruin your day regardless if you accept or deny his approaches. Reddit nice guys are the kind of people to think their IQ is higher than everyone else's, and uses this to justify being a total douche. Never ever ever ever meet a Reddit nice guy irl unless your filming how to catch a predator.
Reddit nice guys hide in plain site, waiting for those unaware of the warning signs. A man is a Reddit nice guy if:
1. He wears a fadora
2. He mentions that he is not a Reddit nice guy
3. He says vague comments like "just be chill" or "I'm actually quite funny people just do not understand my dry wit"
4. Explains what he is doing it italics
Reddit nice guys hide in plain site, waiting for those unaware of the warning signs. A man is a Reddit nice guy if:
1. He wears a fadora
2. He mentions that he is not a Reddit nice guy
3. He says vague comments like "just be chill" or "I'm actually quite funny people just do not understand my dry wit"
4. Explains what he is doing it italics
Met this guy online a few weeks ago, thought he was cool until I found out he is a total Reddit nice guy.
by DJ Plato December 26, 2017
A spectrum social disorder that makes a man think he's entitled to date or have sexual relationships with women simply because he sees himself as a "good person."
Level 1: The most mild form of NGS. This from of the disease usually occurs with a man who has been rejected for the first time. Symptoms include: anxiety, depression, irrational fear, lack of necessary social skills, and total obliviousness to how women work. If this man were to try to approach a women, he will come off as a "creep" to this woman, for he will probably use the wrong choice of words. He will also have body language that will make him appear as if he is a "stalker." He is probably just a man who has yet to "come out of his shell."
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Level 2: A slightly more severe form of NGS, most common men over 21. Symptoms include: passive aggression, intense frustration, resentment towards women, obliviousness of how the world works, and contemplations of revenge. This man will successfully convince his female victim to become his friend. After the nice guy confesses his feelings, she'll politely reject him. He'll call her out; claiming she only likes to date "douchebags" or "badasses." He'll soon start using derogatory words. The nice guy will return home and start masturbating to silicone-enhanced porn stars. He will google the term "nice guy." He will most likely give the web definitions a "thumbs down," as he is probably a nervous wreck who can't "take a joke."
Level 1: The most mild form of NGS. This from of the disease usually occurs with a man who has been rejected for the first time. Symptoms include: anxiety, depression, irrational fear, lack of necessary social skills, and total obliviousness to how women work. If this man were to try to approach a women, he will come off as a "creep" to this woman, for he will probably use the wrong choice of words. He will also have body language that will make him appear as if he is a "stalker." He is probably just a man who has yet to "come out of his shell."
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Level 2: A slightly more severe form of NGS, most common men over 21. Symptoms include: passive aggression, intense frustration, resentment towards women, obliviousness of how the world works, and contemplations of revenge. This man will successfully convince his female victim to become his friend. After the nice guy confesses his feelings, she'll politely reject him. He'll call her out; claiming she only likes to date "douchebags" or "badasses." He'll soon start using derogatory words. The nice guy will return home and start masturbating to silicone-enhanced porn stars. He will google the term "nice guy." He will most likely give the web definitions a "thumbs down," as he is probably a nervous wreck who can't "take a joke."
by Jay Strat August 6, 2018
A condition where a guy feels he is entitled to dating a girl simply because he has been her friend and let her cry on her shoulder about the jerks. When she is not attracted to him, he choses to blame it on the fact that he has been a "nice guy" and she only wants to date jerks. Really, not the mentality of a guy who is actually nice, because one should not be kind in the hopes of getting a girl and simply be kind for the sake of being kind. Any guy who tries to guilt you into dating him simply because you are friends has the mental affliction known as nice guy syndrome.
"Hey Pam, do you want to date me?"
"Sorry Bill, you're a good guy, but I'm not interested like that."
"You're such a bitch! You won't date me because I've been a good person to you."
"I think you have a case of nice guy syndrome."
"Sorry Bill, you're a good guy, but I'm not interested like that."
"You're such a bitch! You won't date me because I've been a good person to you."
"I think you have a case of nice guy syndrome."
by frogbreathesdownyourthroat July 28, 2013