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nigga brandon 

A loser who stays in your home past his welcome, drinks your Dr peppers, and is a literal piece of shit and smokes weed erry day .
how long that nigga brandon staying?
all day, all day. nigga

did you take out that nigga brandon to the dumpster?

So what are you planning to be when you grow up?
-A nigga brandon bitch! weed is life Mufukah
nigga brandon by BitchSquadddddd November 17, 2015

Big Nigga Brandon 

Big Nigga Brandon, the nigga who owns tiddy fucc and has lots of sex with athena, its pretty hot i watched once
man BIG NIGGA BRANDON IS THE BIGGEST NIGGA WHO BIGGED AND SHIT JOHN FEEL?

Brandon ass nigga 

Bitch made nigga bruh , this nigga momma almost always got him on a leash. Nigga always fuckin with some goofy ass bitches and gets stupid lit off two puff puffs. Not uncommon for this nigga to be a savage though.
Me: aye you tryna hit this.

The homie : yea lemme get that
*5 minutes later
The homie: * eats all your fucking food *

Me: yous a Brandon ass nigga bruh
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