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Screw-Nicorn
A made up sexual act which involves Partner A wearing a strap on dildo on their forehead and then proceeds to have intercourse using said dildo with Parter B. This was referenced in a Most Offensive Video Over-Dub of a Charlie Brown and Peanuts cartoon.
"We're going to do the Screw-Nicorn trick. That's when I put a dildo on my head and fuck Marcy headfirst like a Unicorn on amphetamines."
Screw-Nicorn by Bubonic_Chronic November 21, 2007
Do-nicorn
Related to the startup term unicorn: a mythical hybrid developer-designer more likely a web- developer and designer.
Do-nicorn is a description of an individual who exemplifies the soft-skills that drive an attitude of doing; usually found roaming the halls of many early stage start ups that are still running on a do-ocracy-style of management.
Do-nicorns thrive in environments of personal accountability, little formal organizational structure, flat managerial structure and the unknown unknowns.
Do-nicorn is a description of an individual who exemplifies the soft-skills that drive an attitude of doing; usually found roaming the halls of many early stage start ups that are still running on a do-ocracy-style of management.
Do-nicorns thrive in environments of personal accountability, little formal organizational structure, flat managerial structure and the unknown unknowns.
Poo-nicorn
The Poo-nicorn is a mysterious creature from the magical world of Poo-nicornicopia.
The true origin of these creatures still remains a mystery, but what we do know is that they are
vital to the survival of their land. All Poo-nicorns have powers that allow the world to thrive.
Surrounded by strange and unknown lands, they must explore and find more of their kind to help
bring balance to the world.
The Poo-nicorn adventures will focus on the environment, friendship, humor and fun, fantasy and imagination,caring and sharing, as well as creative problem solving.
The true origin of these creatures still remains a mystery, but what we do know is that they are
vital to the survival of their land. All Poo-nicorns have powers that allow the world to thrive.
Surrounded by strange and unknown lands, they must explore and find more of their kind to help
bring balance to the world.
The Poo-nicorn adventures will focus on the environment, friendship, humor and fun, fantasy and imagination,caring and sharing, as well as creative problem solving.
Poo-nicorn by FUN2PLAY June 15, 2017
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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