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Ngee Ann Poly 

A world class institution that evolved from being excreted on to excreting on others. Change was initiated by the student leaders in 2021 and we have never looked back since.
Bro which polytechnic you going to ah?

I want to go to Ngee Ann Poly and learn how to give the gift of golden showers.
Ngee Ann Poly by Fatherfker August 25, 2021
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Ngee Ann Secondary 

fucked up shitty school, bitchy teachers and power hungry discipline masters all fucked up as hell knn ccb if i see that motherfucker tanweizhong outside school he best hope got police officer nearby if not walao istfg he not gonna have enough fingers to give yellow form after i am done with him, he dare to test me or not. School so rich but spend money on some fucking lecture talk for what sia all the students also smoke, vape and have sex in the toilet. No wonder so motherfucking smelling in there sia. School only care about face, got pedophilic teacher also never punish diu lian ah knn.
Primary 6 student: eh ngee ann secondary good school to not?

NASS student: simi lan nigga u go there confirm kena rape by the PE teachers

Ngee Ann Secondary 

not a good school lol t-score so high for what walao eh. this school loves detention a lot like bro aku stuck in traffic? then you give me detention? tak boleh bro go toilet also need to hold in my breath because it smell like ass. oh and the canteen food is so ass bro it rips my ass apart every time I eat then I shit lao sai like one dog like that
Person 1: Ngee Ann Secondary good school, right?
Me: your mader

Ngee Ann Poly 

A place where you ain't living off a fucking tomorrow.
Np: Welcome to Ngee Ann Poly!!!!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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