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Ngee Ann Poly 

A world class institution that evolved from being excreted on to excreting on others. Change was initiated by the student leaders in 2021 and we have never looked back since.
Bro which polytechnic you going to ah?

I want to go to Ngee Ann Poly and learn how to give the gift of golden showers.
Ngee Ann Poly by Fatherfker August 25, 2021
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Ngee Ann Secondary 

fucked up shitty school, bitchy teachers and power hungry discipline masters all fucked up as hell knn ccb if i see that motherfucker tanweizhong outside school he best hope got police officer nearby if not walao istfg he not gonna have enough fingers to give yellow form after i am done with him, he dare to test me or not. School so rich but spend money on some fucking lecture talk for what sia all the students also smoke, vape and have sex in the toilet. No wonder so motherfucking smelling in there sia. School only care about face, got pedophilic teacher also never punish diu lian ah knn.
Primary 6 student: eh ngee ann secondary good school to not?

NASS student: simi lan nigga u go there confirm kena rape by the PE teachers

Ngee Ann Secondary 

not a good school lol t-score so high for what walao eh. this school loves detention a lot like bro aku stuck in traffic? then you give me detention? tak boleh bro go toilet also need to hold in my breath because it smell like ass. oh and the canteen food is so ass bro it rips my ass apart every time I eat then I shit lao sai like one dog like that
Person 1: Ngee Ann Secondary good school, right?
Me: your mader

Ngee Ann Poly 

A place where you ain't living off a fucking tomorrow.
Np: Welcome to Ngee Ann Poly!!!!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026