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Ngee Ann Poly 

A world class institution that evolved from being excreted on to excreting on others. Change was initiated by the student leaders in 2021 and we have never looked back since.
Bro which polytechnic you going to ah?

I want to go to Ngee Ann Poly and learn how to give the gift of golden showers.
Ngee Ann Poly by Fatherfker August 25, 2021
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Ngee Ann Secondary 

fucked up shitty school, bitchy teachers and power hungry discipline masters all fucked up as hell knn ccb if i see that motherfucker tanweizhong outside school he best hope got police officer nearby if not walao istfg he not gonna have enough fingers to give yellow form after i am done with him, he dare to test me or not. School so rich but spend money on some fucking lecture talk for what sia all the students also smoke, vape and have sex in the toilet. No wonder so motherfucking smelling in there sia. School only care about face, got pedophilic teacher also never punish diu lian ah knn.
Primary 6 student: eh ngee ann secondary good school to not?

NASS student: simi lan nigga u go there confirm kena rape by the PE teachers

Ngee Ann Secondary 

not a good school lol t-score so high for what walao eh. this school loves detention a lot like bro aku stuck in traffic? then you give me detention? tak boleh bro go toilet also need to hold in my breath because it smell like ass. oh and the canteen food is so ass bro it rips my ass apart every time I eat then I shit lao sai like one dog like that
Person 1: Ngee Ann Secondary good school, right?
Me: your mader

Ngee Ann Poly 

A place where you ain't living off a fucking tomorrow.
Np: Welcome to Ngee Ann Poly!!!!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026