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Nextboticophobia

Fear of nextbots from GMOD
Its very easily gained if your a GMOD or NN player
Person1: Hey dude wanna play gmod?
Person2: No.. i have Nextboticophobia

Nexbooking 

The action of facebooking next to each other during a prolonged period of time.
Yo guys, would you please stop nexbooking and watch the darn movie.
Nexbooking by vee kept January 25, 2011
Nextbots are a .png image file (or different), controlled by AI and scripted by Lua.
Nextbots are from Garry's Mod
Nextbots functions like an AI, a really smart AI, the AI uses navmesh to navigate and chase the player (maybe?), but how they chase them? once motion is detected, the player will be chased to d**th or until out of range.
Some Nextbots immedieatly target you when you spawn and oofs you, and never gives up even when its far away, example of these nextbots: Obunga (Maybe?), Trollge (there are other trollge nextbots), Shaq Fu Nextbot, Pingu Nextbot, etc.
Some of them are completely unfair as they teleport to oof you or has super speed and reaches to you with the super speed and oofs you. like the Unfairness Expunged Nextbot (From Bambi Nextbots)
back to the normal nextbots, if they are blocked by an object, they go though the object thats blocking the way within few seconds.
Nextbots can emit sounds or songs.
chase music, played when player is nearby.
d**th sound, played when player is oofed by a nextbot.
some nextbots dont emit sound.
Nextbots are unbeatable, they oof you within a second, instant oof, they can even oof a Strider from Garry's Mod.
IQ: Very Smart (AI)
HP: inf (unless you undo)
Jump Power: no matter how high you are
Speed: Fast
Size: Might depend on image dimension size
the only way (there might be other ways) to escape is by an interactable elevator, that sends you to a higher level. Nextbots can find ways to ambush you and oof you!
Youtuber: "Nextbots are scary"
Garry's Mod Player: "That Nextbot scared the Garry's Mod out of me!"
Another gmod (Garry's mod) Player: "That Nextbot ambushed me!"
Another Another gmod Player: "HE'S COMING! HE'S COMING! A!"
Nextbot by bruhbrbhur July 3, 2022
An extremely powerful and often poorly animated NPC that chases you with the intention to kill you
Only one weapon has ever been able to kill a nextbot

the consumer nextbot 

a nextbot in gmod that is eating a hotdog but it looks like a hotdog itself
guy: im gonna spawn the consumer nextbot in gmod

obunga nextbot

The obunga nextbot is a nextbot in games. It chases after you and tries to kill you lol
run from obunga please dont die. Obunga nextbot.