a highschool in carrollton, texas where only the students that didn’t get into anywhere else with their dumbass brains that should be going to a mental hospital instead go to. their IBA program actually stands for International Booty-Kissing Academy. their drill team sucks ass and their personalities do too. to get in the top 10% you just need to yell at teachers and sleep in class.
“i just had my 3rd kid at 20”
“oh damn who’s the dad”
“oh they’re all from different baby daddies”
“you went to newman smith?”
A School for all of the rich white kids whose dads tickle their assholes with all the privilege in the world. Believe it or not, they are actually good at something such as (Spending thousands of dollars on cars, Calling the police on anyone that's not white, Being entitled brats). But they are also not good at things like (Any form of physical activities, Being a good person, and having a personality).
Person 1: Hey new kid. Welcome to New Man Smith. How rich is your family
Person 2: Not very. We are going through a rough patch
Person 1: Get out