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NewJersification 

To take an immaculately beautiful woman and, through blind applications of high-contrast streaks, razor-straight bangs, sharp 45-degree layered angles - acrylic 'fingernails' which soon cover only half the actual nail and look like what exactly? - pounds of makeup, all of which have zero to do with the real woman, her proportions, natural coloration or her perfect, essential beauty, and have everything to do with a state-wide communal aesthetic, n' toin huh intuh a nudduh cookie cuttuh Joisy Goil.
Underneath it all was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or would ever see. Beautiful beyond words. All that had to be done was to simply reverse the NewJersification to which she had , stunningly, submitted .
Newjazz is a “nom de guerre” or sobriquet for a man or woman on a mission in a place they shouldn’t be attending; doing things that they shouldn’t be doing.

A cultural guide or insider gets you in and introduces you as “Newjazz” to protect your identity; and, to allow you to move more freely and safely while partaking of forbidden delights.

It is generally understood that a person baring the name “Newjazz” is a first time attendee AND his or her hesitancy and/or awkwardness should be forgiven until they relax and become more comfortable in the surroundings.

However, the price of this indulgence is some type of social initiation to formalize your relationship to the community in which you are a guest. This can take the form of a public performance based on “venue activity” or the intake of powerful substances that could potentially BLOW YOUR MIND.

This term is made popular by season 3 episode 8 of Atlanta named — not surprisingly — New Jazz.
1) Now all of you Cougars hide your claws! This “Cub” is my friend. Newjazz. Make him comfortable but DON’T BITE! Unless he wants you to.

2) This is my “celly” Newjazz. He from around my way. He hung out with 23rd street and them and he aight . He’s in on some cowboy shit; but he ain’t do it! Just some BULLSHIT! Y’all show him some love.

NewJeans 

Best girl group of 5 members.(MInji,Hanni,Danielle,Haerin,Hyein) JUST listen to Attention, Hype Boys, Cookie, and Hurt(this baby is underratedTT) so that you will know why they are the main topics of all time,. once you fall in love with NewJeans, You cant help but will be ttoki at once and 4ever.
Hey, bestie Do you know NewJeans?
OH?! you mean that masterpiece debuted in 2022? ;3

NEWJEANS 

"whats the best kpop girl group..."

"UGH, OBVIOUSLY NEWJEANS ARE U DUMB??/!1"
NEWJEANS by ZzZjii! November 20, 2022
The word "newjack" is another term for "newbie" or "noob". It means one who is new to something and lacks experiance and style in it.
Look at that guy try and hardcore dance, he's such a newjack.
newjack by Virtue January 7, 2005

newjeans fever 

Two words to describe K-pop’s biggest girl group of 4th gen, Newjeans, their colossal impact that has changed the game, the way they continue to do so and the ‘fever’ everyone has cause they are obsessed with their music(including me!).
Person 1: I really want my favorite girl group to chart on the k-pop charts but ever since omg and ditto it seems everyone has Newjeans fever!

Person 2: I got no time to lo-o-see

Person 1: girl yes you do we have French in an hour

Person 2: I’m fluent, sucks to suck bitch!