Pew News 

The most reliable new source on the internet. Run by the man who runs the most popular review show, Meme Review, and the most popular series, YLYL, Pewdiepie. The show is hosted by Gloria Borger, pronounced Glor-ee- ah Borg-ah.

You watch Pew News last night, big stuff happened man.

Pew News by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Newsbusters 

A joke of a media watchdog website that “exposes” liberal bias in the news media and entertainment shows. They claim to be the right wing’s MediaMatters, however left-leaning radio show hosts and entertainers take getting “busted” by the Newsbusters as a badge of honor and mock them mercilessly.

Uh oh, Stephen Colbert mocked Trump again! Newsbusters will be on the case!

Newsbusters by Patriotic Leftie February 11, 2021

newsela 

some gay ass website we are forced to do bc of school. it is fucking torture.

person 1: oh shit i have newsela tonight!
person 2: suck 2 b u!

newsela by teachers are gay April 17, 2020

Pew News 

The most reliable news source on YouTube. Hosted by Poppy Harlow.

"Hi, I'm Poppy Harlow. Welcome to Pew News, the most reliable news source on YouTube."

Pew News by spicymemeboy027 September 3, 2018

newfriend

A nicer version of "newfag" used on some SFW sites, notably canv.as.

Wow, OP is such a newfriend.

newfriend by Can.on May 12, 2011

Newsha 

The hottest girl you will ever meet! She's one of the smartest girls you know. Really funny,she can make you laugh when you're sad. Really fun to have around at parties. All her friends love her, and she's one of the most popualr girls you will ever know. All the guys love her because she's amazing. If you ever get to meet a Newsha you're lucky. There's no one else like her.

I LOVE NEWSHA !!!

Newsha by JordanS December 10, 2012

news fatigue 

Becoming tired of the constant negativity or political propaganda in the news. People with news fatigue might decide to stop all news consumption for the purpose of being more at peace and improving their mental health and mood and may then find themselves happier and with more energy to do the things they enjoy.

News Addict: "Hey, did you see the news today? (something negative)"
Tired Person: "No, I have news fatigue and I’m happier without it.”

news fatigue by WeNeedCleanEnergy April 21, 2020