When you climb onto a moose's back while it's crossing a lake, then jump off as it first touches land. CAUTION!!! Only ballsy Canadians are allowed to do this!
by PantlessSnake24 April 9, 2019
Slang name for any "Canadian Tire" store. Quite possibly the most inept automotive shop in all of Canada.
"Whomever changed the oil in your car, forgot to put more back in. Where did you go?"
"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."
"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"
"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."
"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"
by D.Gould October 18, 2007
"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"
"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
by D. Gould January 8, 2007
Holy shit! My pair held up? What did you have with all that betting?
Newfie flush I was hoping to fill on the river
Newfie flush I was hoping to fill on the river
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 7, 2009
That pink, blue, white, or any other coloured puck in the urinal that is supposed to cover up the smell of a few thousand pisses. Usually ineffective. "Newfie" is short for Newfoundlander, person that hails from a province known for its' screech, rocks and seasonal employment.
I was at the bar and had to drive home, so I took a bite out of the Newfie Breath Mint to disguise my screech breath.
by nickpapageorgio February 9, 2008
A shitty brand of smokes that someone has usually boughten from indians they basicly suck ass and noone like them there used as a last resort and your called broke ass for smoking them
by daganj November 20, 2009
My girlfriend and I did a Newfie raindance last night and we had to use wet/dry vac to get all the water up.
by GonzotheGeek August 3, 2022