nickpapageorgio's definitions

mountain nipple

The hard twin peaks resulting from cold or typically a wet tongue run around the nipple.

I accidentally spilled liquid nitrogen on her tits and she got mountain nipple.

by Nickpapageorgio January 28, 2008

Newfie Breath Mint

That pink, blue, white, or any other coloured puck in the urinal that is supposed to cover up the smell of a few thousand pisses. Usually ineffective. "Newfie" is short for Newfoundlander, person that hails from a province known for its' screech, rocks and seasonal employment.

I was at the bar and had to drive home, so I took a bite out of the Newfie Breath Mint to disguise my screech breath.

by nickpapageorgio February 8, 2008

scroatjinx

To have a scrotum that is jinxed to endure the pain of children jumping on it in the early morning hours.

At the office: "My son sacks me every morning," complained George.

Bob interrupts saying, "You must have a scroatjinx!"

by Nickpapageorgio January 28, 2008