New Zealand's Next Top Model 

Reality television show from New Zealand that searches for a Top Model, has stood out, turned heads and become shit hot thanks to judge Colin Mathura-Jeffree. His individual style and charm has made him THE face of television in New Zealand. Everyone strives to do a 'Mathura-Jeffree' at least once a day!

New Zealand's Next Top Model has three judges, Colin, Mathura and Jeffree! if he ain't on I ain't watching

New Zealand's Next Top Model by Joannalexus January 23, 2010

new zealand's next top model 

a reality tv show that "searches for new zealand's next top model" by having them do different photoshoots, all while hardly dressed or naked so the world can drool over the girls which understandably and/or potentially ruins relationships the girls are in.

did you see last night's episode of new zealand's next top model?! oh yeah! Micheala posed naked?? It's a shame. I don't think her bf will stay with her after half the world's seen her naked before he did. They'd been together for so long too. Why can't NZNTM just have the girls do normal modeling instead of this stuff and ruining what virtue the girls have?

new zealand's next top model by wishinghismodelstayedcovered February 22, 2011

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019

new zealand safari

When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.

Jack took the gazelle down with one shot then a had a great new zealand safari

new zealand safari by BChewalski March 8, 2010

New Zealand Sunrise 

Receiving an early morning hand job (approximately 6AM) while watching a nature channel

Nobody believed Chris when he said his wife regularly gives the New Zealand Sunrise

New Zealand Sunrise by Anonymous Poodle Lover August 31, 2011

Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller 

Spread some sort of lubricant on a smooth floor. Then place a partner on the floor. Make him/her commence oral sex then pull him/her by their bush along the floor. (the pubic bush)

Shes completely bald after i gave her the Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller.

Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller by Franco-Kiwi Loki! June 25, 2009

New Zealand Spritzer 

Where upon the act of dying you "bust out" the splits, whether on the ground, in mid air, or inverted.

Investigators were told that the man hit by the vehicle let out an instantaneous New Zealand Spritzer before he died.

New Zealand Spritzer by Metaphoracles January 24, 2010