New York Breakfast

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The sexual act of a woman/man performing prophylactic fellatio on a man/woman's feces when they are half-way out of the anus.

The man was very excited when his poop came half-way out and Jeremy began giving him a New York Breakfast.

New York Breakfast by Bob Sacomento August 10, 2006

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New York Breakfast

The act of having a shit while simultaneously swilling coffee and smoking a cigarette. This is sure to make you poo like a coon and it's rather invigorating.

"My whole day just can't go right if I don't have a decent New York breakfast in the morning."

New York Breakfast by TT Jackson April 7, 2014

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New York Breakfast

When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.

I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.

New York Breakfast by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021

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New York Breakfast of Champions

The act of sticking a spoon backwards into a girls butthole whilst maneuvering her to scoop up cereal and feed yourself in New York.

Mac: Yo dis bitch genna gave me a New York Breakfast of Champions yesterday

James: Way to go dudeson

New York Breakfast of Champions by breakfastbitches September 3, 2010

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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