New Braunfels 

A small conservative town between Austin and San Antonio known for Schlitterbahn, the Guadalupe river and the Comal River. What most people don't know is that the local government is ridiculously corrupt, ignoring the tax payers and focusing on the mass development of low quality suburbs and filling in all green space. There are many videos of significant flooding destroying homes which were knowingly built on floodplains.

The corruption of the school system is wide spreed and includes: The sacrifice of elementary art programs for football stadiums, high turnover of teachers as the administration prefers loyalty over skill, and so on.

The list goes on...

"I think I'll move some place nice, like New Braunfels."

"Ok, have fun burning in a eternal hell!"

New Braunfels by Brandy BandShoe October 27, 2008

New Braunfels 

City in Texas where you can Party on the river, Get Drunk, Have a Good time and Get some Big Brauts during Wurstfest while watching kick ass footbal Games

New Braunfels is home to the best summer parties and drunkeness you will ever have

New Braunfels by Lady_of_the_night February 18, 2009

new braunsfels 

The gut wrenching nail on a chalk board tourist's way of pronouncing "New Braunfels", one the greatest small towns between San Antonio and Austin, TX

Oh I just love all the festivals in New Braunsfels

It's New Braunfels, not New Braunsfels, Jesus fuck

new braunsfels by ChristianStabbz August 6, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008