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New South Africa

Much like the Old South Africa, but with more AIDS, murder, child rape, theft, corruption, poverty, derelict buildings, and misery.
The New South Africa Rules!

Jacob Zuma says: Avoid rape, say yes!
New South Africa by Patrick Kerry December 7, 2006

New South Wales 

New South Wales by Mook-Flap August 28, 2003

new south wales 

Most populated state of Australia. Capital city is Sydney (my old home town and rats nest). Second most Beautiful state in Australia, after Queensland. People from NSW tend to emigrate north to where the air is fresher, the weather is warmer, the roads are better and morgages are actually able to be repayed before you die.
Queenslander - NSW can't play league
Blues fan - Look at the scoreboard

Although I live in QLD now and love it here, When it's State Of Origin im a NSW supporter...
new south wales by Ex Sydneysider February 4, 2004

New South Wales 

Mate u played like New South Wales today........SHIT
New South Wales by eat me July 4, 2003

New South Wales Australia

New South Wales Australia - is a state on the east coast of Australia. It borders Queensland to the north, Victoria to the south, & South Australia to the west. Its coast borders the Coral & Tasman Seas to the east. The Australian Capital Territory & Jervis Bay Territory are enclaves within the state. New South Wales' state capital is Sydney,

Sports

Cricket is 1 of the most popular sports in New South Wales. The NSW Blues are by far the most successful domestic cricket team .

Basketball

The Sydney Kings & Illawarra Hawks are the state's representatives in the National Basketball League (NBL),Australia's premier Men's basketball competition .

New South Wales is home to Australia's highest snow country, oldest skifields & largest resorts. Recreational Skiing in Australia began around 1861 at Kiandra, New South Wales, when Norwegian gold miners introduced the idea to the frozen hills around the town. Netball Suncorp Super Netball features New South Wales [based teams. The New South Wales Swifts having played in the ANZ Championship & the Commonwealth Bank Trophy.

Food popular here

Sydney rock oysters
Red & whites wines

Barbecued snags (aka sausages)
Meat pies.
Barramundi
Vegemite

Avocados

Pears

Passion fruit

Beef

Lamb

Cheeses

Olives

Prawns / shrimp
Fish such as yellowfin tun , red mullet, snapper,

john dory aka saltwater fish.
James Squire beers with Amber's & ale's

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New South Wales Australia ,
The Colony of New South Wales was founded as a British penal colony in 1788
New South Wales is bordered on the north by Queensland, on the west by South Australia, on the south by Victoria and on the east by the Coral and Tasman Seas. The Australian Capital Territory and the Jervis Bay Territory form a separately administered entity that is bordered entirely by New South Wales. The state can be divided geographically into four areas. New South Wales's three largest cities, Sydney, Newcastle and Wollongong

The original inhabitants of New South Wales were the Aboriginal tribes who arrived in Australia about 40,000 to 60,000 years ago. Before European settlement there were an estimated 250,000 Aboriginal people in the region

In 1770 James Cook charted the unmapped eastern coast of the continent of New Holland, now Australia, & claimed the entire coastline that he had just explored as British territory.Cook first named the land New Wales which was later amended to New South Wales (NSW).

New South WalesNickname(s): The First State The Premier State.

The New South 

As opposed to The South, The New South is a metropolitan oasis. These sanctuaries of enlightenment are spreading through the Old Dixie. In the process, toothless hicks are being sent to the CDC for examination, biological modification, and general reconstruction into useful human beings. In the process, vocabulary such as "Y'all," "Dawg," "git" (get), and "fowks" are truncated from local vernacular. Atheist churches have popped up across the street from vacant snake-handling centers, and drawls have become twangs. Modern-day progress has made redneck culture as hard to find in the south as the Mafia in the north; it's there, but it's hard to find.

The northern US isn't the only Canada anymore.
1. The New South is the New Canada.
2. Did you hear? Southern Georgia just announced that it's erecting a monument to the New South!
3. I don't even know any white people anymore in the New South.
4. The Mafia just relocated to the New South--better weather, see.
5. I'm from the New South--and I'm valedictorian at Emory, too! (Which everyone knows has surpassed Harvard.)