a beautiful place where everyone wants to live but most likely cant afford it.
i wish i lived in new canaan
by Sam April 5, 2005
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In response to definition 27, i think you need to go lick your own asshole. my parents, and my friends parents busted their balls so they could give me and my friends the opportunity to live here. i sure as hell dont take that for granted, and i bust my balls at nchs too. so what if i get fucking crunked on the weekend, at least i dont sit at home and wack off like you. so stop writing long ass definitions and go blame you parents for being poor. either that or start working hard yourself so you can give your kid the opportunity our parents gave us.
hi i wrote number 27, im really jealous because my dad drives a garbage truck and dint graduate from high school.
by Eric Jacobsen May 2, 2005
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I hate all of the crap people are saying about New Canaan. It is a great town with great people, and nobody should judge it. Not everyone's preppy, people arn't fake, and people DO NOT sell drugs. Also, i know plenty of people who havn't heard of the OC. There isn't even any real drama. Don't judge if you don't live there! Also, New Canaan Country School happens to be a very educational school, and isn't at all as bad as everyone thinks it to be. It has great teachers, faculty and students. Whoever is talking shit about New Canaan, it's got to stop. You guys are all a bunch of jealous, stereotypical freaks that make New Canaan people feel bad so you can actually have a life, which will never happen.
New Canaan Rocks, and you better know that!
by CC:-) September 12, 2006
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A small, wealthy town that in a million times better than their neighboring town of Darian. Basically, Darian has the worst reputation of being the snoobiest town in all of the United States. Darian teens like to make fun of them only because they have nothing better to do besides sucking at every sport from Soccer to Football. Anyways, New Canaan has a much better Crew and Football team than Darian. And to the Deffinition of "Formally DBagger is sufficiently incorrect.
"I saw a huge mansion being built in New Canaan"
by GO RAMS November 26, 2007
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Home of the biggest fucking tool in the world the one and only Teddy Montanus. Being the cockiest bitch ever Teddy prides himself off being "the fucking man". Thinks he gets with lots of girls but they are all atrocious dog faced bitches. Cant get hot girls because of his miniscule penis. Lets face it, hes a huge homo and the world woudl be better without him
Teddy leave New Canaan and don't ever return you giant homo
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Probaly the town that uses this stupid website the most.
"So you live on 48 Inches Avenue in New Canaan?"
by Spirit What? Spirit Who? April 6, 2005
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Town containing such memos like this

1. People who go on this site and think there big shots are queers

2. People who try to impersonate other people from New Canaan should learn to spell there names correctly (im pretty sure brendan mceneaney knows how to spell his own name)

3. People who go on here and make fun of a town that they live in for being too "white and preppy" are the biggest queers....you live in NC and as much degenerate as you think you are you couldnt survive in the "real world" as much as the next person so stop trying to act all poor and be grateful for what you have


Truth is New Canaan is as diverse as a KKK conference....the people who go on this site are 75 percent losers who cant confront people so they have to complain about there lives and they have to call out people on urbandictionary.com.....absoulutley pitiful
"Yo you couldn't survive in the real world man like me your rich preppy crap"

"Oh shutup you live in New Canaan 2 your in the same boat im in, if you think your so "real" lets stick your ass in harlem for a day or 2 and see how "real" you wanna be after that"
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