never mind 

1. A phrase that can implicitly mean, "sorry, I'm a dumbfuck," "forget that," or "forget I said that because it's idiotic and incriminating." Often used when the person spoken to has no fuckin' clue what the hell you're talking about.

Idiom: 2. "Don't bother" or "don't trouble yourself, it doesn't matter" or "It's no big deal." 3. "Not to mention, or certainly not." 4. "It's none of your beeswax, don't concern yourself with that."

1. Me: You're so nadia, Nadia. You make my heart race and my head crazy.
Nadia: What!?
Me: Never mind.

2. I was trying to get some help with my cuckoo brain, but never mind, I'll figure it out on my own.

3. I can't talk the talk, never mind walk the walk.

4. Never you mind where I'm going to take a piss.

never mind by papermachete December 28, 2005

Never mind 

You should have listened the first time

"Anyway, we should fuck sometime."

"What?"
"Never mind!"

Never mind by FoodIsTheOlnyNiceThingAboutYou August 20, 2014

Never mind 

Meaning you were to dumb to get it the first time so I just gave up

Bob: "How about that play "
Man :"what"
Bob "never mind....."

Never mind by Lilly_B22 June 13, 2017

never mind 

You should have listened to me the first time.

*phone conversation*
Jan: I love you
Mike: I love you too!
Jan: What?
Mike: I said I love you too!
Jan: What?
Mike: I said, never mind...

never mind by iwasntpayingattentionsorry December 18, 2012

Never Mind The Quality 

Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

Never Mind The Quality by Satandog May 3, 2006

never mind the quality 

...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantitiy is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

never mind the quality by Satandog May 2, 2006

Never Mind The Buzzcocks 

British music comedy quiz show. Features celebrity guests singing intros and the like. Name is taken from punk band 'The Buzzcocks' and infamous punk album Never Mind The Bollocks Here's The Sex Pistols

Bill Bailey from Black Books is a team captain on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

Never Mind The Buzzcocks by dudeman April 16, 2004