DAD!!!!!! Why did you install Net Nanny!! I'm a big kid, not a bad kid Dad: You searched up swear words in the last week Child: But I learned my lesson. But you didn't DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did you disable Minecraft?, that's my favorite game!!! Dad: It's too violent, the age rating is 7 to 9 plus, you are 4 years old. Kid: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! So we're cancelling the Minecraft Class? Dad: Yes.

Net Nanny by Chubbyface February 21, 2021

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netnanny

A stupid program that stops little kiddies going to sites that 40 year olds get 10year olds to go to.

Bobby, "Hey Carl Age\Sex\Location?"
Britney, "11\f\Hungry"
Bobby, "HAHAHA, your so funny. hey i am 11 too, but i am male and i am looking to see what sex is like? go to my webcam here and we can take pictures of eachother playing with eachother!"
Britney, "Oh no, netnanny blocked that site. but we can go to this one! www.HOT-WET-90-year-old-TEEN-wannabies.com my dad takes me there all the time."

netnanny by mooiamacow June 1, 2003

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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