1. A character in the SNES game Earthbound. Later appeared in N64's Super Smash Bros, and Super Smash Bros. Melee, the sequel to the popular Gamecube game.

2. A good way to not be as funny, original, or clever as you might think. Many people will add "-ness" as a suffix to just about everything, to turn it into a noun. The most annoying of all uses is "coolness." While a select few may find this funny, almost everyone else agrees that it sucks.
1. When I play Super Smash Bros., I like to be Ness because he is one of the lesser known characters.

2. "Coolness." "Hotness." More like shut up, douche.
by TakeTheVeilCerpinTaxt August 16, 2005
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A fictional character. the cutest of the Super Smash Brothers trilogy character lineup.
Aaahhhhh look how cute Ness is, he just down-whored you!
by Tommy Juel March 14, 2008
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A small boy that shoots fire at you and only can say "okey".
When Ness said "okey" I felt that
by Bruh_SF_2 December 07, 2019
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It is for everything that describes you. For example: happiNESS, angriNESS, ugliNESS. So, your overall personality is your ness.
by bramyyy July 10, 2014
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State of being or essence.
Get the fuck away from me, you're fucking with my ness.

Move on, jerk, I'm the last word in kick ass-ness
by misterexcellent January 12, 2006
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A super nifty thing to add on to any word (or name!) at all (and I do mean any).
Hotness, sweetness, w00tness, loveliness, paperness, wordness, lemurness, nessness, arghness, eekness, Katyness, Draconess, Harryness, usness.
by Lexi December 26, 2003
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Ness is the perfect word when you can't think of any other word. It can be anything you want it to be. Ness can also be used to put emphesis on certain words.
Ness is not a word that you can give an example for. It merely exists. In what plane of existance, I'm not sure. It's just there.
by Ehks D. Fishanda January 27, 2008
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