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Nerd Battle 

Noun: A battle between two people or groups who know so much about a subject (usually video games, popular shows, etc.) that is fought by debating about its facts that persons unknowing to the subject won't care or understand.

Verb: The act of blogging, debating, or any other form of competitive conversation between two people or groups to show how much they know about a subject to boost their ego by using long and complicated words.
Nerd 1: The language of the Revlas was first used by the Clymits in the second war of Ginlaya.

Nerd 2: No, it was used in the first war of Metablins, The Clymits did not even exist in the era of Holibomic and the language or Revla uses pronouns before adjectives while the Clymit language, Sorgnum, is uses adjectives after their verbs and phrases.

Random person listening to conversation or reading blog: Dude. what the crap are they talking about? I gata stop looking at these nerd battles...

*Note, all names are made up to make up a nerdy conversation
Nerd Battle by Semi-nerd January 12, 2011
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battery nerd

A total computer nerd who constantly checks his batteries on his smartphone laptop whatever, and freaks if his piece of technology wont have the power to make it through the day.
nerd: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my iphone4 wont have the power to work through 2pm today!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude standing next to him: hey shut the fuck up you fucking battery nerd
battery nerd by yeahididthat October 28, 2010

Nerd Spin the Bottle 

Just like spin the bottle, but with trivia questions! The person spins and is then asked a question, if the question is answered correctly then the two people kiss.
Person 1: Want to play spin the bottle?
Person 2: OK!
Person 3: It's not a very interesting game.
Person 4: What if we asked each other trivia questions and called it nerd spin the bottle?
All: yeah!

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
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