A nerd is a being who creates or spawns awesomeness (DO NOT EVER ASSOCIATE WITH GEEKS NOR DORKS). All great things come from nerds. The sphere (or ball, for all you idiots out there.) was created by a nerd, and now the nerd's own invention is used to pummel him upside the face in dodgeball. Also, TV was made by nerds. Google, wikipedia, youtube, youtube videos, and all things that are good come from nerds. Despite all of their contributions, they are ussualy shunned by society. This is because, even though they have created all the means by which people move (cars), communicate (the acronyms used in notes and messages), and think (Television) they sometimes have a deep flaw in their appearance, social skills, or other areas. Essentially, nerds are the martyrs that live a life of social abstinency to further develop mankind in the hope that mankind doesn't devolve. A trifling hope, but without hope we have nothing.
The bible says that :
"The meek shall inherit the Earth."
meek is "those who are socially awkward, but inventive."
Otherwise known as nerdy.
We have created all technology and we will regain it.
"The meek shall inherit the Earth."
meek is "those who are socially awkward, but inventive."
Otherwise known as nerdy.
We have created all technology and we will regain it.
by Thomas A. April 20, 2008
by Ruin Tumult November 29, 2010
A common word used to insult someone.
But just wait. Chances are, that "nerd" is gonna be the one signing your paychecks.
Who's laughing now.
But just wait. Chances are, that "nerd" is gonna be the one signing your paychecks.
Who's laughing now.
That nerd is me.
by ThatGirlWhoKnowsYourSecrets December 9, 2012
A Nerd is an intelligent individual who enjoys the science fiction or fantasy genre. There are many types of nerds, which includes but is not limited to:
The Gamer- Into video games, and knows a lot about them.
The Geek- More into the intelligent part, or could just prefer the title of Geek.
The Boardgame Nerd- Plays board games.
The Anime Nerd- likes anime.
The collector- collects cool sci-fi or fantasy stuff.
The Brony- likes my little pony.
The Furry- Into animal morphing stuff, not all furries are nerds.
The Theatre kid- Not always nerds but I thought I should include it.
A nerd could be more than one of any of these or none of these.
Things nerds like include:
Star Wars
Marvel
DC
Stranger Things
The Umbrella Academy
Harry Potter
Dark Horse Comics
Dungeons and Dragons
Comic-Con
The Tick (some old superhero comic thing)
etc
The definition of nerd tends to very.
The Gamer- Into video games, and knows a lot about them.
The Geek- More into the intelligent part, or could just prefer the title of Geek.
The Boardgame Nerd- Plays board games.
The Anime Nerd- likes anime.
The collector- collects cool sci-fi or fantasy stuff.
The Brony- likes my little pony.
The Furry- Into animal morphing stuff, not all furries are nerds.
The Theatre kid- Not always nerds but I thought I should include it.
A nerd could be more than one of any of these or none of these.
Things nerds like include:
Star Wars
Marvel
DC
Stranger Things
The Umbrella Academy
Harry Potter
Dark Horse Comics
Dungeons and Dragons
Comic-Con
The Tick (some old superhero comic thing)
etc
The definition of nerd tends to very.
Dustin: Did you just do all of that in your head?
Erica: I'm good with numbers.
Dustin: Holy shit. You're a nerd.
Erica: Come again?
Dustin: You... are... a... nerd.
Erica: Okay, you better take that back, nerd.
Dustin: Can't put the truth back in the box.
Erica: But it's not the truth.
Dustin: Let's examine the facts, shall we? Fact one: you're a math whiz, apparently.
Erica: That was a pretty straightforward equation.
Dustin: Fact number two: you're a political junkie.
Erica: Just because I don't agree with Communism as an ideology...
Dustin: Fact number three: you love My Little Pony.
Erica: And what does My Little Pony have to do with this?
Dustin: Ah, let's recall the ponies' latest adventure, shall we? The evil centaur team and Tirek turns Applejack into a dragon at Midnight Castle, and then Megan and the other ponies have to use Moochick's magic to defeat his rainbow of darkness, saving them from a lifetime of enslavement. All the pink in the world can't disguise the irrefutable fact that centaurs and castles and dragons and magic are all standard nerd tropes. Ergo, My Little Pony is nerdy. Ergo, you, Erica, are a nerd.
Erica: And how do you know so much about My Little Pony?
Dustin: Because I'm... a nerd.
Erica: I'm good with numbers.
Dustin: Holy shit. You're a nerd.
Erica: Come again?
Dustin: You... are... a... nerd.
Erica: Okay, you better take that back, nerd.
Dustin: Can't put the truth back in the box.
Erica: But it's not the truth.
Dustin: Let's examine the facts, shall we? Fact one: you're a math whiz, apparently.
Erica: That was a pretty straightforward equation.
Dustin: Fact number two: you're a political junkie.
Erica: Just because I don't agree with Communism as an ideology...
Dustin: Fact number three: you love My Little Pony.
Erica: And what does My Little Pony have to do with this?
Dustin: Ah, let's recall the ponies' latest adventure, shall we? The evil centaur team and Tirek turns Applejack into a dragon at Midnight Castle, and then Megan and the other ponies have to use Moochick's magic to defeat his rainbow of darkness, saving them from a lifetime of enslavement. All the pink in the world can't disguise the irrefutable fact that centaurs and castles and dragons and magic are all standard nerd tropes. Ergo, My Little Pony is nerdy. Ergo, you, Erica, are a nerd.
Erica: And how do you know so much about My Little Pony?
Dustin: Because I'm... a nerd.
by udontknowmeidontknowu January 5, 2021
Person 1: Hey dude, I just saw a nerd.
Person 2: was he making a description to E=mc2?
Person 1: jup.
Person 2: was he making a description to E=mc2?
Person 1: jup.
by WeirdWeirdo@_@ March 26, 2022
So, just because I think it's a little funny the performance increased exactly Phi times when I optimized my quantum entanglement simulation program by introducing SSE3 instructions, you call me a nerd? Gee, you are so BIOS, I mean biased.
by Poindexter.42 February 3, 2011
A person who knows so much, they're just awesome. Often used as an insult. Should this happen to you, simply reply with "Thank you for acknowledging my superior intelligence!"
Also, a really tasty and colourful Wonka candy.
Nerds and geeks are often confused. Geeks are like wannabe nerds: They lack the knowledge and social skills of nerds.
Also, a really tasty and colourful Wonka candy.
Nerds and geeks are often confused. Geeks are like wannabe nerds: They lack the knowledge and social skills of nerds.
Person 1: You're such a nerd!
Person 2: Thank you for acknowledging my superior intelligence!
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Thank you for acknowledging my superior intelligence!
Person 1: ...
by The Awesome Awesome July 27, 2012