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a simp, very tall, gay twink

an absolute loser who likes to stand naked in a corn field

he turned into a pickle once, and called himself pickle neil
funniest shit i've ever seen
'wow, if you were any gayer you'd be neil' - a local bystander says
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A 'neil' is a passionate, good looking, sexy, clever guy who has an amazing out look on life. If you come across a neil, you can be sure your life would change for the better,
' i met a neil today, how lucky am i :)'
by sneaky leeky January 05, 2010
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to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.
by jabrony September 16, 2007
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A Neil is a person who is liked by an Ashley. And he is supa hot.
Ashley: " Look at him, Oh he is super cute, and sweet!"
Julia: " Yeah, that is cause he is a Neil."
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shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.
If you were any more wrong, you'd be neil
by imsol33t January 12, 2010
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