A nice guy who loves a good joke, isn't disrespectful to others, hates bad words, and has millions of friends. Traditionally an actor/writer/dreamer with brownish red hair. Fun to be around, sometimes annoying but often quite awesome. Trust worthy but can't keep a secret.
Neil is awesome, I can trust him with anything and I would hate to lose our friendship!
by JuicyMcJuice May 24, 2011
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A man who may seem very put together and happy but secretly is a bitter man who is good at minipulating people, he is two faced and mentally abusive
"Are you ok grace'" " no my boyfriend called me a bitch" "he's such a neil"
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(v) asking someone to homecoming and then never talking to them again after they say yes
Doug totally neiled on Samantha
by sexybeast1946 November 20, 2014
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Fat cunt that’s al you can say about Neil, Fat Cunt Fat cunt not much more

Actually fat cunt fat cunt he likes dick and calls anyone fat cunt just and also he is a fat cunt he is a fat cunt he is a fat cunt there’s not much else guys fat cunt
Guy1- you alright Neil

Neil - fat cunt
by Some gal July 2, 2019
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The most idiotic horny person you will ever meet. He is below average in every subject evver possible. The word "Neil" is also means idiot retard. No one wants to be Neil.
Guy: Hey Jim you are so much like Neil, I bet your real name is Neil.
Jim: *Runs away crying* IT'S TRUE!!!
by Facts that are true May 7, 2018
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A laddysman who is strong and will beat the living fuck out of Anyone if u test him. A Neil can also be none as chlamydia
Dad:have u put up that shelf

Neil:stfu
1 minute later dad has been drop kicked down the stairs
by Barbecue ya 1st born December 11, 2018
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