Negative fucks 

When you have less than zero fucks to give. You literally have depleted all your rollover fucks and used up a certain amount of future fucks as well. The amount you care about something is approaching negative infinity.

A customer walks into a retail establishment with a bitchy complaint. Miko says to her dumb hoe employee, "Kelly you take care of her I give negative fucks, my fucks are used up all the way to next week."

Negative fucks by babyuf123 April 28, 2014

Negative fucks 

The opposite of giving a fuck, closely related to i don't give a fuck. It is when you care so little about something that the existence of the problem actually pisses you off.

If I hear about Kelly's new haircut again I'm going to lose my shit. I don't give a fuck in fact it's so annoying i give negative fucks.

Negative fucks by breakfst November 1, 2014

Negative Fucks 

Giving less than zero fucks.

If I were to add up all the fucks I give about you and your bullshit, I'd have negative fucks.

Negative Fucks by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

negitive fucks given 

negitive fucks given is when you don't give a fuck but take it to the next level and you are past zero fucks given.

SJ: JR... you are going to be late for work.

JR: i give zero fucks... Fuck that i am beyond zero fucks!!! i have negative FUCKS given!!!! when you are beyond zero fucks you then have negative fucks given.

SJ: hahah negitive fucks given

negitive fucks given by samuofh January 17, 2018

Negative fuck 

To give so little of a "fuck" that you are actually giving a negative fuck. A lot like giving no fuck at all.

I didnt give a fuck about going out with her so much that I actually gave a negative fuck!

Negative fuck by ThEbOsS6986 October 10, 2011

Fuck Negative 0 

USELESS PIECE OF SHIT

Nancy Fuck Negative 0!!!!

Fuck Negative 0 by 1-Duck September 21, 2020