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neck beard 

no-lifeing a game. metaphorically saying you've played it so much you grow a neck beard
"dude did you hear about the new overwatch event"

"yeah i already have 5 skins for it"

"bro don't neck beard this shit"
neck beard by ay bruh April 15, 2017

Neck Beard 

Someone who does absolutely nothing with their life, has no job, no future, and always tries to find a way out of having to get a job. Because only men can have a full neck beard (there are of course exceptions) they are usually the ones referred to as a neck beard.
Man my friend is such a neck beard that he took out yet another loan to pay for his tattoos as well as another speeding ticket he got last week
Neck Beard by ray ray va jay jay January 18, 2011

neck beard 

a digusting fat body who wears tight minnie mouse shirts, hairy neck, and a pedophile grin
Hey Ernest, get the hose...neck beard passed out on the lawn again.
neck beard by Twat Wrinkle September 23, 2003

neck beard 

1. A long beard that reaches to the owner’s chest; a beard that essentially hides the neck.
2. The wearer of a long beard.

A term used to describe the long facial hair of some eccentric engineers and computer scientists -- especially on university campuses in the 70s -- who are so buried in their scientific work that they simply neglect to shave for months or even years.
1. Dexter looks like a hermit with his neck beard.
2. Look at Wayne, he’s hanging out with the neck beards now.
neck beard by hybrid noisebloom April 20, 2010

Neck Beard 

A womans vagina worn on your neck while tossing her salad.
That bitch is kinky she made me wear the neck beard.
Neck Beard by L-Town September 4, 2006

Neck beard 

A beard that is grown on ones neck instead of ones chin. Dads often have neck beards
Dad has such a nice neck beard like DAMN
Neck beard by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019