Neanderthan November

The holiday of manliness. A month with out shaving.
Must shave on October 31 before midnight, then you will not shave til December. The ladies can join this by not shaving their legs.

Did you hear Charles and Jeff are participating in Neanderthan November?

Neanderthan November by itsNickP December 9, 2008

Neanderthal November 

A celebration of manliness and our natural state in which for the entire month of november, men will grow their beards regardless of age or ability to grow a full beard. Women can participate by not shaving their legs, but this is not required of them.

Guy#1: Hey man, what's up with the beard?
Guy#2: It's neanderthal november, you're not allowed to shave until December 1st or later.
Guy#2: I can't participate, my beard grows really patchy.
Guy#1: No worries, Neanderthal November isn't about beards, it's about being as manly as you can be.
Guy#2: *Throws razor in the garbage*
Guy#1: Now you're getting it. Now let's go pillage a weaker tribe
Guy#2: HUZAH!!!

Neanderthal November by Mahmutthole November 2, 2009