Someone who is not in a relationship with someone in a superior ship, but comes close to doing so, or rather tries to do so.
by serendibite March 20, 2023
Lead guitarist from Journey who married a Playboy Playmate in 2011 and left her two months later for a dumb blonde socialite reality show 'star'.
Ava: 'Why did Neal Schon leave me? We just got married!'
Her friend: 'I know, that bitch Michaele Salahi is so stupid. You are so much hotter than her! You should divorce him and take half his money!'
Her friend: 'I know, that bitch Michaele Salahi is so stupid. You are so much hotter than her! You should divorce him and take half his money!'
by Toes14 September 21, 2011
Someone who prevents the superior ship from happening or running smoothly without them realising so.
by serendibite March 20, 2023
by Bryan Beaudell November 26, 2003
An ABG, Neal is the realest nigga around🙏🏾. He does not pay child support, and is always wearing gap.He is often seen smackin his lips like a giraffe, and if you have no bev he will spit in your mother’s mouth no problem. So make sure you DONT DO DAAT, and always play to ABGESUS. And don’t forget, after dropping each opp, have a fiesta and smoke a cig.💃🏾
by ABG’s wife <3 July 2, 2019
former offensive lineman of the Huston Oiler ('93-'94) is basically a God figure great enough to break the cross and establish the church of Jeff Neal. Jeff Neal is the strongest man ever to walk this earth and to walk Hell and Heaven.
Guy 1: Dude did u see the houston oilers game?
Guy 2: Ya Jeff Neal did really good.
Devotee: Dear Jeff Neal, please help me become strong and win at sports and life. Amen
Guy 2: Ya Jeff Neal did really good.
Devotee: Dear Jeff Neal, please help me become strong and win at sports and life. Amen
by The Prophet of Jeff November 27, 2010
by JD December 3, 2003