naussen 

Your dad lmao xd lol

Naussen fucked you

naussen by BizzareBoah September 5, 2020

Nussenzwagger 

1. /noun/ An alcoholic beverage that (due to a small amount of mercury and lead) changes from color to color while you drink it. The immediate affect of the drink is a sudden dream-like high. Can be described as a a truly psychedelic experience. Unfortunately, side affects include "hippie" hallucinations, serious and sudden tremors of the body, and on occasion breaking out into Lady Gaga dance moves as well as songs.

Note: There is a slight chance of permanently altering your central nervous system (a.k.a your brain)...but in a blind test put out by the NIH only 7/10 people had this problem. So take your chance and be one of the lucky 30%...actually no, 20% (the other 10% sort of...."moved on" if you no what i mean, they will be deeply missed).

Dude 1: "Hey man, can i have 2 Nussenzwaggers?"

Dude 2: "Sure. Happy suicide."

Dude 1: "You know it!"

Nussenzwagger by ilovetheevent November 2, 2010

Naessens 

A person that is bad ass. He or she gets all the ladies or guys. Extremely awesome individual. Very likable by all of his or peers.

"Man Dave is a total Naessens."

Naessens by the_unknown_2004 December 31, 2008

Nussen 

Also known as Kirby or the muffin man

Nussen will swallow you and gain their powers

Nussen by Nussen the muffin June 3, 2019

nussenblatt 

The most retarded Jewish name. This should be banned, but anyone who does have this last name is actually drop dead amazing.

Guy: what’s her last name?
Guy1: Nussenblatt
Guy: omg no way. She must be so lucky to be that amazing

nussenblatt by Nussenblatt October 29, 2019

Anal Nussen 

Anal sex with love or also hard. Depending on wheter with Kondömers or without.

Anal Nussen with Kondömers

Anal Nussen by Moishe1986 July 21, 2021

Nausser 

An Arab Male, often from Palestine or other middle eastern nations.

"Hey, isn't that Nausser over there throwing rocks at that tank?"

Nausser by Cheif Double Click February 5, 2010