National Slap Your SHORT Friend Day

National slap your short friend day is the day right after national slap your tall friend day, so NSYSF day is on February 12th! Y'all created slap your tall friend day so i create this because I'm the tallest out of my friends and they keep trying to slap me, so I thought this would even us out.

Vincy: Ow! How dare u!
Lina: It was national slap your tall friend day!
*Ze next day*
Vincy: *Le slap
Lina: WTF
Vincy: well, yesterday was national slap your tall friend day, so today is national slap your SHORT friend day
Lina: I hate the internet

National Slap Your SHORT Friend Day by Emmuchino December 7, 2019

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National Slap Your Short Friend Day

December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!

Have fun slapping those little pests!

Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"

Amanda "JOE N-"

Joe "slaps her"

National Slap Your Short Friend Day by Idklol1790 December 14, 2022

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National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day

February 14th is National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day

There’s Julian! He’s short and Hispanic. And it’s also February 14th; it’s National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day ! Let’s go slap him!

National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day by Rad Desi January 6, 2022

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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