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National Nice Day 

National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
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National be-nice-to-Anwar Day 

If you know a guy named anwar, you should be really nice to him on the first of December. As a traditional holiday, this day is officially recognized by the EU and therefore all EU-citizens must comply. Being nice includes: doing his laundry, giving him chocolate, cooking dinner for him, bringing him beer, giving him a nice hug, massaging his feet and giving him compliments. Other acts of kindness can be allowed, but only with explicit permission from anwar himself. Note: backhanded compliments that target his hairline are NOT allowed.
Hej jackie, I cant come over today, because it is National be-nice-to-Anwar Day and I am currently massaging his beautiful feet.

National be nice to boys day 

Be nice to boys. Way too many people think that boys don't need to be respected, so respect boys for at least one day!
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Did you know that October 15 is be nice to boys day?
Yassssss Queen! Celebrate National be nice to boys day!

National Be Nice to Lily Day

EVERY FEBRUARY FOURTEENTH IS NATIONAL BE NICE TO LILY DAY

laws:

be nice to lily

be nice to adria
it’s national be nice to lily day get me my drink

National be nice to Sinan day 

MAY 2nd is the day where everyone has to be nice to Sinan no matter the circumstances, and you can’t diss or hate on him cause he’s a nice guy.
On may 2nd it is national be nice to Sinan day where everyone has to be kind to Sinan

National Be Nice To Michy Day 

February 24th
This is the only day when u can be nice to be michymaraj. Other days you can call him mean words and be not nice to him
Hey did you know it’s National Be Nice to Michy Day?

National Be Nice to Michy day 

February 25th
This is the only day u can be nice to Michymaraj. Other days he must be insulted
Hey did you know its national be nice to michy day