National Michael day

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths

Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division

by R/gallop March 12, 2022

National Bully Michael Day

On February 4th you are allowed to bully your friend named Michael.

National Bully Michael Day is today, time to go bully my friend.

by AnnaBananaDemon February 4, 2022

National Abby sends Michael nudes day

A day where it is mandatory for Michael to receive nudes or else he will die of hornyness.

Michael it is National Abby sends Michael nudes day so,I’m going to give you nudes today because I don’t want you to die

by Jdidkfjdshhdufjfjdjdd April 24, 2020

National suck Michaels dick day

Are yall tryna suck Michaels big dick on national suck Michaels dick day because I sure am

National suck Michaels dick day is pretty fun huh

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020