National 69 Day

Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.
(Preferably at the same time)

"Hey babe, can we 69?"
"Um. No."
"But it's National 69 day!"

National 69 Day by Allevi April 16, 2018

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National 69 day

March 10th. Marking the 69th day do the year. Celebrated by sucking suck and eating pussy

“Hey, what is going on, on March 10th!”
“It’s national 69 day!!”

National 69 day by Dave Horoscope October 26, 2020

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National 69 Day

Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.

(Preferably at the same time)

October 10th every year

Me: Hey you wanna 69
Her: No

Me: But its national 69 day

National 69 Day by Enjoy42069 October 10, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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