Nasal Assassin

A person who's voice is so nasal that - in rare circumstances - can cause death.

Man #1: *Incomprehensible nasal ramblings*

Man #2: Whimper...*THUD*

Concerned Onlooker: That poor man has just been slaughtered by a nasal assassin!

by BringerOfWordsdom September 20, 2009