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Narcopussy 

When one falls asleep while giving a woman oral sex
Jamie was doing great until he had narcopussy, then i had to finish my damn self!
Narcopussy by Erikasnacks July 30, 2016

Narcipussy 

“Narcipussy” (nar-si-pussy)or a “Narpusses” (nar-pus-is) refers to a woman or female who displays a personality trait characterized by an excessive preoccupation with oneself specifically in the vaginal region. This may include a strong sense of self importance, and a lack of empathy for others. People with narpussistic tendencies often seek admiration, have self entitlement and may often manipulate others to fulfill their needs or desires. People who display this behavior also are unwilling and unable to accept the appearance of other female reproductive systems that stray from that of their own likeness becoming what is known today as the “Narcipuss” (Nar-si-puss) .
She’s definitely a “Narcipuss” by the way she treats the other girls in the sorority knowing they have beef curtains.

I have a Narcipussy and im not afraid to use it!
Narcipussy by Thelazytoad December 21, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012