Napalm Shits 

An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.

Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers

Napalm Shits by TransFerret January 18, 2019

Napalm Shits 

When one defecates(usually diarrhea) and leaves the anal area with a burning sensation

Man, those bean burritos yesterday kept me up all night with the napalm shits

Napalm Shits by Dennie January 5, 2009