Napalm Shits

An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.

Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers

by TransFerret January 18, 2019

Napalm Shits

When one defecates(usually diarrhea) and leaves the anal area with a burning sensation

Man, those bean burritos yesterday kept me up all night with the napalm shits

by Dennie January 5, 2009

shitting napalm

where you eat something so spicy, your ass burns when you take a shit.

dude those flamin hot cheetoh fries are going to make me be shitting napalm tonight

by napalm shitter May 5, 2015