devil's nap 

The devil's nap is taken around 5-8p and usually lasts about two hours. When you awake from the devil's nap, you normally have lost all sense of time and typically believe it's much later than it actually is.

When I woke up from the devil's nap, I thought I was late for work, but it turns out it was still Sunday evening.

devil's nap by Eatchex September 26, 2018

Gentleman's Nap 

Masturbation without proper clean-up afterward. A Gentleman's Nap is when a man masturbates, cums, then uses the underwear he is wearing to soak up the mess left on his stomach before falling asleep.

When one is too tired to get up and find a tissue after whacking off.

Kim: "Why are your boxers so crusty?"
Josh: "I took a gentleman's nap"
Kim: Gross!

David was so tired after his long day at work that he immediately went home and took a gentleman's nap.

Gentleman's Nap by wordsmith444 February 6, 2012

freelancer's nap 

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.

With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.

freelancer's nap by carlitodesign June 12, 2011

stoner's nap 

So high on drugs to the point where your fast asleep.

Aaron smoked an excessive amount of weed yesterday and went into a stoner's nap.

stoner's nap by TheGamingGamer1 May 20, 2014

Swigot's Nap 

When you fall asleep when the sun is out, and wake up and the sun is still out regardless of what time it is.

Huh I woke up from my Swigot's Nap and I feel so awake!

Swigot's Nap by LogikalThinking April 14, 2019

There's a Nap for That" 

A play on the IPhone advertisement . . . What you say to someone who is always complaining about being tired in the middle of the day.

Kyra: I cannot keep my eyes open this after noon.

Alonzo: Yeah, "There's a Nap for That"

There's a Nap for That" by writersrescue November 10, 2009

nap sesh 

usually occurs the morning after a successful night of hanging with the crew and pounding da brew,.... getting laid is a perfectly fine alternate. Prefered location is a cave like environment such as a dark room or a basement

CHAD: man i could totally go for a nap sesh right now. TAD: fur shur boss-man you totally deserve it after last night´s vag poundage. CHAD: ya tad i wrecked that shit.

nap sesh by tadbrochill1 December 5, 2009