Lay your chick face down on the floor, and proceed to bang her. When you're about to finish pull out and shoot your load in your hand. Then use that same hand to help her back up.
I gave that dirty girl the oldDirty Sanchez, then finished the night off with a Nantucket Handshake.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.