nanny plum

A lady who will steal your wallet and run away screaming plums glorious plums

Nanny plum : oooohhh sonny could you get the plums of the top shelf for me

Unsuspecting public: sure mam

Nanny plum : tee hee hee

Unsespecting public : here you go mam wait were did she go??
Nanny plum : plums glorious plums !!!!!

nanny plum by Roadmanchungus March 19, 2017

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Nanny plum

Everyone’s favourite childhood nan

Imma grow wings and buy some plums
Nanny plum on yall

Nanny plum by Victory royale for Biden January 15, 2021

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Nanny Plum

Shrek’s lover; the nanny in Ben And Holly who has a Karen haircut but killer wing and loves children unlike Scatty Al...

Person 1: Who’s that? She’s got raven black hair and rockin wings!

Person 2: it’s Nanny plum! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nanny Plum by wee_eejit May 29, 2022

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Nannyplum.vr

The best player ever. Can juke you really hard and break your ankles.

"I need to go to the hospitital he broke my ankles"
"Oh no it's nannyplum.vr, we need to leave."

Nannyplum.vr by Nannyplum.vr February 24, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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