nanny plum

A lady who will steal your wallet and run away screaming plums glorious plums

Nanny plum : oooohhh sonny could you get the plums of the top shelf for me

Unsuspecting public: sure mam

Nanny plum : tee hee hee

Unsespecting public : here you go mam wait were did she go??
Nanny plum : plums glorious plums !!!!!

nanny plum by Roadmanchungus March 19, 2017

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Nanny plum

Everyone’s favourite childhood nan

Imma grow wings and buy some plums
Nanny plum on yall

Nanny plum by Victory royale for Biden January 15, 2021

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Nanny Plum

Shrek’s lover; the nanny in Ben And Holly who has a Karen haircut but killer wing and loves children unlike Scatty Al...

Person 1: Who’s that? She’s got raven black hair and rockin wings!

Person 2: it’s Nanny plum! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nanny Plum by wee_eejit May 29, 2022

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Nannyplum.vr

The best player ever. Can juke you really hard and break your ankles.

"I need to go to the hospitital he broke my ankles"
"Oh no it's nannyplum.vr, we need to leave."

Nannyplum.vr by Nannyplum.vr February 24, 2022

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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